February 2012
4 posts
I tried to post a new song by Air that is...
My running days are over. I blame my ancestors (for reasons of heredity) and frankly I don’t think that it’s fair that I should have been born with flat feet. I think that going to the gym is the next option but for now I will console myself by sitting on the couch, watching endless reruns of Location, Location and eating teacakes.
January 2012
3 posts
Using Nike+ has made me acutely aware of just HOW bad at running I am. I’m starting a new training schedule today which aims to make me better. 3 months. We’ll see.
November 2011
3 posts
Kardashian Calculator →
A “Kardashian” is a unit of measure representing 72 days of marriage.
August 2011
1 post
July 2011
1 post
On that note... →
Google Analytics informed me that my silly old Tumblr has been getting many more hits than usual. If you are being directed here from facey-b, may I direct you to ze new blog (link above)? If not…maybe I will resurrect the ol’ Tumbl. Could be a good idea, no?
December 2010
1 post
October 2010
3 posts
September 2010
17 posts
my landlords are wizards
I had just gotten home from work, and was standing at the sink wondering what in the world I was going to have for my underwhelming dinner, when my landlord knocked on my door with a steak dinner. For me. So I ate it and it was delicious, of course.
Landlord…I don’t think there is a more antiquated word on this planet. Does that mean I am a serf? A lowly, renting peasant?
It makes you dance, it makes your knees dance.
“I also got shafted by Tesco when I went to get lunch which has lead to me being...”
– I love my boyfriend.
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this is me
drzabee:
thank you christina for getting me home, what would do without you??
omg.
this is me tumbling about what a fun night i had. yeah. i love my friends.
:) np, bb
I read in a gossip mag
…that The Spice Girls are planning (yet denying) a reunion movie. Can you imagine a Spiceworld 2?!?!? I would die of ecstasy!
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I like this in numerous different ways.
desert test. →
Apparently I’d ditch the kids first…wouldn’t anyone?
August 2010
4 posts
what makes winters lonely? now at last i know
Everything is back to normal. Work, home, sleep. My house is cozy but incredibly lonely; sometimes I wish there was a way I could have company, but only when I needed it. For the first half hour after work I wouldn’t, then I would, especially for dinner, then not for shower time, and then at bed time I would need that someone to turn into a doggie and that doggie would just hang out at the...
My meatballs bring all the Swedish to the yard,...
independent bitches get out on the dancefloor.
All moved in! The only thing I’m lacking at the moment is some sort of extra-large clothes storage device; I see another Ikea trip in my near future. Read: this Friday when I go to Portland to pick up Barny! Other than that, I put together my stupid bed (almost) by myself! I am so grateful to have Drea (I love you!) to drive all the way out to my little minihome to help me out and keep me...
July 2010
18 posts
I had a dream right before I woke up that I was in an electronics store talking to Kelly Osbourne about house painting.
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More of Terry Richardson's Former Subjects Come... →
Attn: Taro Baugnon
I mentioned being obsessed with this Gucci Mane...
oh, you've got green eyes, oh, you've got blue...
Confession time: tonight, in a state of boredom, I suggested we select Hot Tub Time Machine as our Friday Night Movie choice.
Confession time pt. 2: I loved the shit out of that movie.
Dear Blog, what did I do this week? I finished registration training, proceeded to get really really confused at work today, and wore my hair down. The highlight of my day was getting to eat corn on the cob for...
lover i don't play to win, for the thrill until...
It’s currently 86º and sunny here, as I sit in my room contemplating taking a nap. I wish I had a best friend to be at my side always, because we would be swimming right now.